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Funny Statements

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From Frasier (TV show)

While Frasier was having a house hold conflagration with Eddie (his father’s pet terrier) and his father-he mumbled to himself…

“I’m riding on a bus to hell.”

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On a radio show talking about dogs biting people . an older woman told a story of her dog biting a visiting police man, when asked what happened by radio host-she said,

” I had to buy new cop pants.”

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I am still laughing about the cop pants… !!Peace

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Ancient Greece

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Did you know their Fav hair color was blond and sometimes they used a chalk that they would rub on their skin then brush it off to clean themselves– it reminded me of the dirt baths birds take even when water is near by – something to ponder…..

I guess it works!!!

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Article by: Guy Thomas

Groucho Marx Quotes

Will and Guy have selected some famous quotes attributed to the comedian Groucho Marx.  We hope you enjoy the humor of these clean yet funny one-liners.

  • I would never belong to a club that would have me as a member.
  • Those are my principles. If you don’t like them, I have others.
  • Women should be obscene and not heard.
  • I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.

Article by: Guy Thomas

Please email Guy with your joke or funny picture:

guyn@computerperformance.co.uk

Now there’s a man with an open mind – you can feel the breeze from here.

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Peace and have a great night!

 

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Zen

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A Zen master visiting New York City goes up to a hot dog vendor and says, “Make me one with everything.”
The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen master, who pays with a $20 bill.
The vendor puts the bill in the cash box and closes it. “Excuse me, but where’s my change?” asks the Zen master.
The vendor responds, “Change must come from within.”

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=Drink tea and nourish life.
With the first sip… joy.
With the second… satisfaction.
With the third, peace.
With the fourth, a danish.

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Breathe in. Breathe out.
Breathe in. Breathe out.
Forget this and attaining Enlightenment
will be the least of your problems.

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See for more-

thezensite: Zen Jokes
Some Zen jokes harvested from the net. Some are older than the net itself. Some are older than Zen.

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Peace and remember,

no matter where you go there you are.

– Confucius

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