Happy Is The New Snappy

” A Pale Green Mermaid Blog “

Happiness

is bliss

is a hiss of life

a kiss

a hit or miss

we give ourselves

happiness is guaranteed in the constitution!

so smile— beguile and transmutate your day.

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Go outside with paper and pen or camera and snap a shot of your world or write a poem about what you see.

A happy person can change the world.  One laugh at a time.

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The best one liners from

George Carlin

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren’t they just stale bread to begin with?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

“I am” is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that “I do” is the longest sentence?

I’m completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.

Via TOP FOOL .com

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A person who can think is worth their weight in gold- Do you think every day?

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