May 25, 2009
Welcome To –
December 26, 2009
Friday Night Gallery (Saturday Night) Chat / Australian Art
December 26, 2009
Musical Artifact – Yes, BloodHound Gang – They Are Funny And On The Money
“A Pale Green Mermaid Blog”
They got that funk beat down, the vocals are unique ,their sound is fresh off the conveyor belt -
Now the lyrics can make you squirm in your chair sometimes but if you keep listening you get the joke, they are surface/ deep, listen, you will see what I mean – and in these days when soft porn is everywhere they are they are talking about it’s ever-present absurdity… very nice.
If they could just get beyond talking about their bodily functions ( and presenting them onstage) and tell us about what they each have inside, I think they might really have something truly new to give us. ( the listeners)
they are a band in waiting, it is only a matter of time.
BAND Blood Hound Gang SONG Fire WAter Burn
“Fire Water Burn”
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
We don’t need no water let the m———– burn,
Burn m———– burn.
Hello my name is Jimmy Pop and I’m a dumb white guy,
I’m not old or new but middle school fifth grade like junior high,
I don’t know mofo if y’all peeps be buggin’ give props to my ho cause she all fly,
But I can take the heat cause I’m the other white meat known as ‘Kid Funky Fried’,
Yeah I’m hung like planet Pluto hard to see with the naked eye,
But if I crashed into Uranus I would stick it where the sun don’t shine,
Cause I’m kind of like Han Solo always stroking my own wookie,
I’m the root of all that’s evil yeah but you can call me cookie,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
We don’t need no water let the m———— burn,
Burn m———- burn.
Yo yo this hard-core ghetto gangster image takes a lot of practice,
I’m not black like Barry White no I am white like Frank Black is,
So if man is five and the devil is six than that must make me seven,
This honkey’s gone to heaven,
But if I go to hell then I hope I burn well,
I’ll spend my days with J.F.K., Marvin Gaye, Martha Raye, and Lawrence Welk,
And Kurt Cobain, Kojak, Mark Twain and Jimi Hendrix’s poltergeist,
And Webster yeah Emmanuel Lewis cause he’s the anti-christ,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
We don’t need no water let the m———– burn,
Burn m———— burn.
Everybody here we go,
Ohh Ohh,
C’mon party people,
Ohh Ohh,
Throw your hands in the air,
Ohh Ohh,
C’mon party people,
Ohh Ohh,
Wave ‘em like you don’t care,
Ohh Ohh,
C’mon party people,
Ohh Ohh,
Everbody say ho,
Ohh Ohh,
C’mon party people,
Ohh Ohh,
Everybody here we go.
| Bloodhound Gang | |
|---|---|
| Background information | |
| Origin | Collegeville, Pennsylvania |
| Genres | Comedy rock, rap rock, alternative rock |
| Years active | 1992 – present |
| Labels | Universal/Geffen |
| Associated acts | Bang Chamber 8, Wolfpac, The Dicamillo Sisters, A |
| Website | www.bloodhoundgang.com |
| Members | |
| Jimmy Pop DJ Q-Ball Jared Hasselhoff The Yin Daniel P. Carter Daniel Maguire |
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| Former members | |
| Daddy Long Legs M.S.G. Skip O’Pot2Mus Tard-E-Tard Spanky G Willie The New Guy Foof Bubba K. Love Lupus Thunder |
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From Wikipedia
www.bloodhoundgang.com last heard on www.radio1045.com, Paul’s show.
December 24, 2009
Musical Artifact “All You Zombies “
“A Pale Green Mermaid Blog”
A classic philly quirky-funky-upbeat-stand alone diatribe why diatribe? because it’s philly the home of the original troublemakers, those rebel founding fathers…
SONG: All You Zombies BAND: Hooters
Holy Moses met the Pharaoh
Yeah, he tried to set him straight
Looked him in the eye, let my people go
Holy Moses on the mountain
High above the golden calf
Went to get the Ten Commandments
He’s just gonna break them in half
All you zombies hide your faces
All you people in the street
All you sittin’ in high places
The pieces gonna fall on you
No one ever spoke to Noah
They all laughed at him instead
Working on his ark, working all by himself
Only Noah saw it coming
Forty days and forty nights
Took his sons and daughters with him
Yeah, they were the Israelites
All you zombies hide your faces
All you people in the street
All you sittin’ in high places
The rain’s gonna fall on you
Holy Father, what’s the matter
Where have all your children gone
Sitting in the dark, living all by themselves
You don’t have to hide anymore
All you zombies show your faces…
last heard on www.radio1045.com while listening to DJ Paul, ( he plays unusual versions of songs!)

December 23, 2009
A Blue Moon 2009 – For The People Who Have To Work On Christmas This Year
Blue Moon

The big dipper rested above the streak of the last falling star that crossed behind her shoulder.
‘Now that is the second one this year,’ she thought. ’ and those two full rainbows within one week- both ending at the door of my house, hmmmm.”
It was cold, she pulled her scarf close to her neck. Yes, she thought it was time to burn all her bridges behind her and start anew.
‘ I mean really now,’ she thought just avoiding slipping on a piece of frozen asphalt. ’how often does one get a chance to honestly start again…’
Baja was looking darn good to her right about now.
‘ I’d rather get caught in the heat of an endless summer than be frozen up to my elbows every night, if indeed global warming followed the course predicted.’
” The sea of Cortez on one side, pacific ocean on the other you can’t go wrong. ’
She pulled her beret down as the wind hit her face when she started across the first field. Her boots broke crystalline patterns like snow flakes as her figure smoldered into the christmas snow.
A falling star flooded the sky while a rainbow crested the newly risen blue moon.
The End
Image from wikipedia
December 18, 2009
Friday Night Gallery Chat – Maya Codice’s
” A Pale Green Mermaid Blog”
Maya Codice’s are essentially the language books that the maya created and kept in their temples until the conquistadors came along , (with the religious community that arrived with them) and destroyed the majority of codices in an effort to crush mayan culture and spirit while intending to replace it with christian iconography.
They are archaeological art- ifacts but can be viewed as an important part of the Mayan’s expression of art.
Here is part of the Dresden codice,

Here is another, the pictograms expressed an idea or series of words-

a larger picture might show an event that happened as a photograph would today,

Have a Mayan intensive weekend!
Note:
From Wikipedia,
Maya codices (singular codex) are folding books stemming from the pre-Columbian Maya civilization, written in Maya hieroglyphic script on Mesoamerican paper, made from the inner bark of certain trees, the main being the wild fig tree or Amate (Ficus glabrata). Paper, generally known by the Nahuatl word amatl, was named by the Mayas huun. The folding books are the products of professional scribes working under the patronage of the Howler Monkey Gods. The Maya developed their huun-paper around the 5th century,[1] the same era that the Romans did, but their paper was more durable and a better writing surface than papyrus[2]. The codices have been named for the cities in which they eventually settled. The Dresden codex is generally considered the most important of the few that survive.
December 17, 2009
Moratorium on Foreclosures Will Boost Economy
” A Pale Green Mermaid Blog”
A one year moratorium on foreclosures will stimulate the economy as well as any stimulus plan.
The question is which came first, the economic slump or a nationwide wave of foreclosures. Looking at my own neighborhood, as I do when I walk everyday for 45 minutes, it was the foreclosures that started 2 years before the bailout of the banks.
With the foreclosures mounting came business closings and states not having enough money to pay for services provided to the public. (which began additional foreclosures due to job loss)
There was an expert on NPR early in the bank crisis who stated that the amount of the derivative financial products (that were kept afloat by predatory loan practices- credit card type mortgages) numbered not in the millions, not in the billions but the trillions.
As President Obama said on 60 minutes last Sunday ” The banks caused this problem…”, and now this blog is requesting that the banks clean up and be accountable for the Ponzi scheme -like financial products they traded. (which are based on selling predatory mortgage loans to the public)
While they are doing this, and taking financial responsibility for the errors -( a criminal investigation should also be set in place to investigate the steps in creating aforementioned products),
A one year moratorium should be imposed, while the banks move through this process,
1. It will stabilize drain on taxes for state services
2. Stop business’ from closing due to population shifts caused by foreclosures
3. Keep families and individuals in their homes ( The general public should not be paying for the mistakes of a few fat cats at the top of the banking system)
So write your congress person, start petitions, I believe with a public outcry that a foreclosure moratorium is possible. ( Citibank just put a 30 day moratorium on their foreclosure process and they are to be commended but we , the public ,can not wait for all banks to do the right thing.)
A year-long moratorium on foreclosures is a win/ win situation, a win for the economy and a win for the economic engine, the bottom 2/3 rd’s of the population- the place where the majority of all new jobs are created.
Peace
December 15, 2009
Wednesday Night (Koanic) Flash Story For The Workers Of The World
” A Pale Green Mermaid Blog”
ESPRESSO DREAMS (HE SAID-SHE SAID)
“You know what the problem is?” She said.
” No, pray tell.” He said.
” I’m like a 10 course meal…When all anybody really wants, is a McDonald’s hamburger.”
” You could be right.”
” I think that after I leave everyone will be ecstatic…including me!” She placed the knife in its sheath.
” Tommy just texted me, he is at the Plaid Fish Cafe, are you coming?”
“No, I have to work on my tome or is that…tomb, see ya Garret, have fun.”
Kandi switched the overhead light on and watched the blue glow from her computer spread through the room. She typed -
” It didn’t end well, but damn it was finally over. Finally a speck in her distant past. Pointless, yes, but done – some things in life are metaphysical chores,
like washing dishes, nothing to show for it, but it was done, and you didn’t have to look at the mess anymore.”
She switched off the light and headed out to the Plaid Fish Cafe.
THE END
Images from Google 
December 13, 2009
Musical Artifacts – Clint Eastwood-Gorillaz / William Tell Overture-Rossini
” A Pale Green Mermaid Blog”
| Lone Ranger | |
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This pair of songs, have in common- one thing…after you get done listening to them you feel like you’ve ridden a horse!
One a slow sunny trot, the other a do- or- die gallop, listen they capture the essence of riding and are 2 WOW! musical presentations.
GORILLAZ Band CLINT EASTWOOD Song
Ooo ooo ooo ooo
I aint happy, I’m feelin glad
I got sunshine in a bag
I’m useless, but not for long the future is comin’ on
I aint happy, I’m feelin glad
I got sunshine in a bag
I’m useless, but not for long the future is comin’ on,
It’s comin’ on, It’s comin’ on, It’s comin’ on, It’s comin’ on
Yeah, ha Ha HA!
Finally someone let me outa my cage
Now time for me is nothin’ cuz I’m countin’ no age
Nah, I couldn’t be theirs, now you shouldn’t be scared
I’m good at repairs (s’all simple), and I’m under each snare
Intangible (aww dawg), I bet you didn’t think so, I command you to
Panoramic view (you),
Look I’ll make it all manageable
Pick and choose (hmph),
Sit and loose,
All you different crews.
Chicks and dudes,
So who you think is really kickin’ tunes?
Picture you gettin down in tha picture tube,
Like you lit the fuse
You think it’s fictional?
Mystical? maybe
Spiritual?
Hearable
who appears in you ta clear your view (yeah) when your too crazy
Lifeless,
to those a definition for what life is
Priceless,
To you because I put you on the hype shit
You like it? Gun smokin’.
righteous with one token.
Psychic among those,
Possess you with one go.
I aint happy, I’ m feelin glad
I got sunshine in a bag
I’m useless, but not for long the future is comin’ on
Iint happy, I’ m feelin glad
I got sunshine in a bag
I’m useless, but not for long the future (that’s right) is comin’ on,
it’s comin’ on, it’s comin’ on, it’s comin’ on, it’s comin’ on
The essence, the basics,
Without it you make it
Allow me to make this
child-like-in-nature.
Rhythm, you have it or you don’t
That’s a fallacy.
I’m in ‘em
Every sprouting tree, every child apiece
Every cloud and sea
You see with your eyes,
I see destruction and demise
Corruption in the skies (that’s right)
From this fuckin’ enterprise,
Now I’m sucked into your lies
Through Russel not his muscles but percussion he provides
With me as their (say what) guide
Y’all can see me now cuz you don’t see with you eye
You perceive with your mind
That’s the inner (fuck em)
So I’ma stick around with Russ and be a mentor
Bust a few rhymes (mmm mmmm) so mother fuckers remember
What the thought is
I brought all this, so you can survive when law is lawless(right here)
Feelings, sensations that you thought was dead (yup)
No squealing, remember that it’s all in your head
I ain’t happy, I’m feelin glad
I got sunshine in a bag
I’m useless, but not for long the future is comin’ on
I ain’t happy, I’ m feelin glad
I got sunshine in a bag
I’m useless, but not for long my future is comin’ on
it’s comin’ on it’s comin’ on it’s comin’ on it’s comin’ on
My future is comin’ on,
it’s comin’ on, it’s comin’ on,
My future is comin’ on
it’s comin’ on, it’s comin’ on,
My future
(chirp chirp chirp)
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William Tell Overture MUSIC Rossini SONGWRITER
Note:
The overture to the opera William Tell, especially its high-energy finale, is a very familiar work composed by Gioachino Rossini. There has been repeated use (and sometimes parody) of this overture in the popular media, most famously for being the theme music for the Lone Ranger radio and television shows, and it is quoted by Dmitri Shostakovich in his Symphony No. 15. William Tell was the last of Rossini’s 39 operas, after which he went into semi-retirement, although he continued to compose cantatas, sacred music, and secular vocal music.
FROM WIKIPEDIA
Clint Eastwood, Last heard on www.radio1045.com, 104.5 FM, Philly, PA ,On DJ Wendy’s Show
William Tell Overture, last heard on www.wrti.org 90.1 , Philly PA, FM Morning show, Classical, Jazz
BAND Gorillaz www.gorillaz.com Virtual Band
December 9, 2009
Musical Artifact “Happy Birthday Guadalupe ” Killers
Merry pre-Xmas !!
Song HAPPY BIRTHDAY GUADALUPE Band KILLERS
The Killers – Happy Birthday Guadalupe Lyrics
Well I woke up Christmas morning and what did I see?
I saw a lovely señorita looking back at me
Named Guadalupe, with big brown eyes
Boy what did you do this time?
Made my excuses and a beeline for the bedroom door
She was beggin’ and a-pleadin’, screamin’, “Por favor,
Mi cumpleaños, stay with me,
Baby it’s cold outside”
We are livin’ in a difficult time
We’ve been walkin’ down a difficult line
Put your feet up baby, it’s Christmas time
Cumpleaños feliz
Happy Birthday Guadalupe
(Our time will come)
(We both hold on)
She gave me coffee and tortillas to console my head
Prepared the slippers on my feet before she made our bed
And blew the candles from her favourite cake
And we kissed beneath the mistletoe
I pulled her body close to mine and I had just one chance
I whispered, “Baby will you marry me for just one dance?”
Infatuation, the things you say
I got scared and I left that night
‘Cause we are livin’ in a difficult time
We’ve been walking down a difficult line
Put your feet up baby, it’s Christmas time
Cumpleaños feliz
Happy Birthday Guadalupe
Deck the halls with rosaries
Wish upon a Christmas tree
Silent night please come to me
Bearing gifts from my… my Mexican angel
At night I wake up cold and lonely, bustin’ at the seams
She haunts the early morning hours of December dreams
My Guadalupe, with big brown eyes
I wanna break the spell tonight
‘Cause we are livin’ in a difficult time
We’ve been walkin’ down a difficult line
Put your feet up baby, it’s Christmas time
Cumpleaños feliz
Happy Birthday Guadalupe
Happy Birthday Guadalupe
Last heard on www.radio1045.com shout out to DJ Johnny!
November 18, 2009
Wednesday Night Flash Story For The Workers Of The World
” A Pale Green Mermaid Blog “
( Serial Flash Story)
A few years later…11:30 a.m., Seattle, Washington USA
” You make me feel so young, you make me feel like spring has sprung, every time I see you grin, I am such a happy, individual….”
The sound of frothing milk, slurping and strains of a Frank Sinatra song filled the small coffee shop. Raphaella looked across the room, then responded to the thin man sitting across from her.
” That scuttlebutt has been hanging around San Francisco for at least two years, and I have been working on this case for a year, ever since Neil Muniz’s sister asked me to start a missing person search on him.”
She was now sorry she had taken the time to fly up to Seattle. It would take another two hours for the return trip, which would make her late for her two o’clock appointment with a new client. And that client was paying.
” Mr. Helleborne, what it all boils down to is that without that tape, it is a non-story, a rumour for conspiracy theorists.”
” But Raphaella, if I may be so brash as to call you that.” The little man pulled his tweed jacket tight while glancing at the entrance of the Slow Joe Cafe.
” Listen, I just don’t have the time to look into this case any further. Time is money and right now, I am running low on both.”
“Please.” The man’s voice was trembling.
Raphaella slid on her green raincoat.
“Your friend was scheduled to meet us here at nine. It is now eleven-thirty. It looks like another dead-end. I have to go.” Raphaella gathered up her notebook and shoved it into her bag.
” The same thing happened in Brazil. Tapes were everywhere and the evidence was ignored. Now the tape that you described… well it would be hard to explain away. Look, I have another client waiting in San Francisco, good luck. It would be a hell of a story if you were to get that tape.’” She handed her card to him, and walked out the door into a wall of rain.
Mr. Helleborne watched as Raphaella’s purple umbrella turned the corner and disappeared. The card read Gator-Eye Investigations. He sipped the remainder of his espresso and left.
A few minutes later, a tall figure in a rumpled brown suit walked into the Slow Joe Cafe. Shaking water from his cap, he searched the cafe then shuffled to the table by the front window. He tossed the manila envelope onto the table, knocking the half drunk cappuccino over. Seconds later he was gone.
The waitress came over to clean up. She picked up the stained envelope, and dropped it in the trash can.
”What a mess, sometimes people are such…oh, what’s the use.” She made her way to the door, flipped the open sign to closed, and headed to the back room.

The End
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